Tuesday, August 2, 2011

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!!!!


To all the single ladies in such a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice:

Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz Goodfornothinaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz and especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz. Please, wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz!!
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4 comments:

s'mee said...

This is so hilarious! I go this in an email this morning and immediately thought "This is what Shebang would be preachin!" : )

Black Mormon Girl :) said...

Girl YOU ARE RIGHT!!! Thanks for the Holla and the AMEN! *Love it when that happens*

Black Mormon Girl :) said...

And you are invited to follow mine

Mark Hansen, LDS Rock Music said...

I showed this right away to my wife, who laughed as hard as I did. Amazing advice!

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